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Dad Demotivational Poster


DADD - nuff said


TAGS: dadd dad s against daughters dating
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by slurzup

Thedewd - October 12, 2017, 12:33 pm
There is a reason fathers want son. When you have a son, you only have to worry about one who-ha, When you have a daughter, you have to worry about ALL OF THEM...
slurzup - December 9, 2011, 6:13 pm
sorry to hear!
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 9:21 pm
D: I want my dad to join.


DADS AGAINST DATING DAUGHTERS -




MAKE AN INFORMED DECISION -


TAGS: dad daughter dating loaded trigger
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by timmey

M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 11:08 am
The sound of a soft pack being mounted... bullet chain being entered into the rifle... top cover closing... *click-click* Nighty night son... my M249 just got off of 5afety
carebear - March 13, 2012, 11:06 am
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:01 am

I prefer my old satin nickel Colt Model 1911, .45ACP. Actioning the slide has such a crisp, authoritative sound, don't you think? But then I do have that 870 with the entry stock on it,, but it never goes with my outfit, and I worry I'll break a nail.
carebear - March 12, 2012, 12:29 pm
(carebear BANNED)
artic - March 10, 2012, 2:50 am
12 Gauge 3" Magnum 385 Grain Power Point Tip Slug. He wont be getting up with one of these to the chest
WellThatSucked - March 1, 2012, 3:39 pm
got a few bullets caught in my shoulder but i did it
carebear - March 1, 2012, 12:30 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - March 1, 2012, 11:28 am
12 Gauge. 3", #4 buck.
carebear - February 29, 2012, 10:55 pm
(carebear BANNED)
WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 7:16 pm
challenge accepted


LIFE WITH DAD - I Wish I Ever Had A Chance to Show This To My Dad ...


TAGS: father dad died wish life
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Rick69

rodtoo40 - August 13, 2013, 7:31 pm
Lost mine .When I was just 18 months old to cancer.He was only 29
tatespa - March 4, 2012, 9:00 am
I just lost mine this past September.. 85 years young... Don't think I'll ever stop missing him! @Airman, went through almost the same thing... I you need to talk...?
M0rd3kaI - March 4, 2012, 6:05 am
My list would've stopped at 7, my father was mnurdered a month after that... still, 5L-oving fathers to you
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:28 pm
AW damn it man, this made me almost break down over all the people I lost.
Coombsy007 - January 17, 2012, 9:05 pm
Mine left this life when I was 19, he was only 46. I still wish to this day for one more day to spend with him, to tell him I love him, and that our arguments meant nothing. As an adult now, I realise I am more like him than I ever thought possible.
GySgt1811a - January 11, 2012, 4:34 pm
Mine left at 86, over 10 years ago now...still miss him, guess I always will... Hang in there, Airman, help him keep his dignity.
Airman - January 11, 2012, 12:02 pm
59 is way too young. I've been dealing with my 86 year old father who refuses to go to assisted living. He lives by himself, but we set up visiting nurses. When you talk to him, everything is always Fine, but it's not. My siblings and I feel helpless
Bucketheadsdad - January 10, 2012, 6:22 am
I am so sorry for your loss. This one REALLY hit home with me. I've got somethings going on in my life now that reflect back on losing my dad at 59. I wanna laugh at Motifakes, but this one is so important. Again, sorry for your loss.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 7:57 pm
I am truly very sorry for your loss and my deepest condolences goes out to him. Sadly, my father also passed away when I was much younger... But I am honoured you felt the same as I did when I saw the image. Thank you.
ElleWhyInIn - January 9, 2012, 6:40 pm
It's been exactly one week since my dad passed away at 59. This is very powerful to me. Thank you for posting. R.I.P. F.N.A. 9/19/52-1/2/12
forseti - January 9, 2012, 3:47 am
so true! 5L
Rick69 - January 8, 2012, 5:11 pm
Virtual High-5, ha ha ha!
maoworks2 - January 8, 2012, 4:39 pm
Me Too !


SOMEONE'S DAD - has some explaining to do




YOU KNOW YOU ARE POOR - When your dad buys your Christmas tree at the car wash...


TAGS: poor dad buy christmas tree
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:28 am
"Paw... Why the tree smell like I'scream, soap 'n gas-a-lean?" "Shuddup! or Sandy-claws won't bring you nuthin'!"
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 3:35 pm
Well, at least it's straight priorities... which are you gonna buy if you can only get one? The Christmas tree to impress the neighbors, or presents for your kids?
440wakeup - December 12, 2011, 7:34 pm
This FUCKING rues, it beats the charlie brown X-MAS tree for bah-humbug


AGEING - You know you're getting too old, when the candles cost more than the cake.


TAGS: grandads birthday
Rating: 4.28/5

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7053 - July 10, 2011, 5:24 am
Too old to live..


PREROGATIVE -


TAGS: dad daughter get off lawn
Rating: 4.95/5

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Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 7:34 pm
Sadly for me, I have a few years to wait but I can use that time to improve my aim :)
Airman - July 29, 2011, 6:25 pm
my daughters 21 now.. I may have made it through the storm. There was one guy 4 years ago that left in a huff from my house, and Never came back. My bad
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 6:15 pm
This has been a PSA from Dads Against Daughters Dating (DADD)
mariand - July 29, 2011, 2:18 pm
Thanks V...in the offing, I should prepare myself...
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 6:00 am
Thanks Forseti
forseti - July 29, 2011, 5:03 am
Same with noobs... And talking about noobs: If you're one, have a look at this to learn how to motifake. 5 bullets, V!
Tarapin - July 29, 2011, 3:50 am
Good idea...welcome them with firearms instead.


BECOMING A FATHER - is a lot easier than being one


TAGS: dad poser son
Rating: 4.9/5

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tellitlikeitis - July 26, 2011, 10:26 pm
So very true!
anusripper - July 26, 2011, 6:10 am
i lold when i read all that


FATHER TO SON -


TAGS: father son dad
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Rick69 - April 12, 2012, 5:45 pm
Heh heh... Yeah, I guess that's what my avatar says... I'm more into his expression; that face just represents my average expression for most of my life thus far... All the highs & lows combined & what you get at the end of it all...
Airman - April 12, 2012, 5:20 pm
totally agree with you. Are you Peter Lorre now?
Rick69 - April 12, 2012, 4:34 pm
Beautiful, so I'm half a year late to notice this one; but it was made on my birthday. And it's perfect. Possibly the best one I have ever laid my eyes upon... Phenomenal...
bricemara - November 24, 2011, 11:44 pm
heart touching
Sean - October 13, 2011, 9:29 pm
Nice try, Buttercup, but it's going to take more than that to convince Mf they're real. Now if you don't mind I have to finish reading Eat, Pray, Love before the next meeting of my book club. Those ladies can be nasty if you don't keep up.
Reality Lord - October 13, 2011, 5:55 pm

sincerely touched by the comments left here. translation for sean: my breasts hurt ...lolz :)
Sean - October 12, 2011, 3:15 pm
Have to get teh plug out first. Easier said than done I'm afraid ... given a mixup in tubes.
Feasibly - October 12, 2011, 2:44 pm
Your interpretation is correct, Sean...it's something only us fellow pussies would understand. Now that your secret of being an eh'hole has been revealed, we ask that you wash that thing...
Sean - October 12, 2011, 2:10 pm
*bunch (as in pride or gaggle)
Sean - October 12, 2011, 2:09 pm
Ahhh c'mon. That'd be downright diabolical.
Sean - October 12, 2011, 2:08 pm
Now wait a minute! Are you saying that RL did this on purpose just to make a punch of ... erhmm, "father lovers" look like a bunch of pu**ies? And he knew as well that I would reveal myself to be the total eh'hole he secretly knew I really was? ...
Feasibly - October 12, 2011, 11:14 am
I hear ya Gunny...my 51 year old tear ducts have been cleansed also. We really need to think of a way to get RL back for this!
GySgt1811a - October 12, 2011, 10:47 am
Thank a lot, RL. I'm sitting here, at 67 years old, crying like a goddam baby. 5 snotty tissues...and thanks.
Airman - October 11, 2011, 11:16 am
I added this to my fav list as well. Super job
forseti - October 11, 2011, 1:03 am
very nice!
mariand - October 11, 2011, 12:28 am
great work...fav'd
the1stCOMMI3 - October 11, 2011, 12:05 am
Ya know, even though this is an awesomely great poster, it will get a low vote eventually. But you can always count on a big 5L from good 'ol COMMI3!
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 8:53 pm
XD What? No one should be upset. Don't worry I'm a schizoid.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 8:36 pm
I might have actally been totally joking for quite a while here. I tend to do that. This used to be a humor site and I am finding it hard to adjust to the changes. My sincere apologies.
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 8:31 pm
Where's the war? Can't anything be a simple discussion anymore?
Coombsy007 - October 10, 2011, 8:05 pm
Wow, 5L for the memory... that until he was gone this never made sense
Sean - October 10, 2011, 8:04 pm
Oh nevermind. I'm married. I don't need to go online to get abuse. But then again, there is something to be said for variety -- and subpar grammar.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 7:28 pm
So? Give it a go, chums.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 7:27 pm
even once acknowledged me. I tried so hard to please you -- what with staying late and continuing to practice long after ballet, erhmmm, uhm, football practice was over." You know, stuff like that?
Sean - October 10, 2011, 7:26 pm
Wow. I declare this the worst flame war ever. Isn't anyone going to point ut the "obvious"? That I am just over compensating forthe fact that inside of excellent physique, there's a scared little boy crying "Daddy! Daddy! Why haven't you ever ...
rerun - October 10, 2011, 7:16 pm

you couldn't be further off the mark on this poster
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 6:21 pm
Welp, you know who likes to make labels. *hint* not me.
M0rd3kaI - October 10, 2011, 3:27 pm
Wow, so true... 5L's
Sean - October 10, 2011, 2:28 pm
Any man making a show of his emotions can be forgiven for it (read: ridiculed perfunctorily by others) on one condition: he's trying to get sex. Otherwise, as with public displays of feet, he ought to be shunned, or worse.
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 1:27 pm
@Sean Some males are not ashamed of their emotions.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 1:41 am
Wow. I thought only chicks said stuff like this -- and then only to other chicks.
Feasibly - October 9, 2011, 9:23 pm
5uperman 5trong!


WTF? - And all this time I though it stood for Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.




ALWAYS MEET HER DAD BEFORE YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID. -




SEASON'S GREETINGS FROM STARSHIP ENTERPRISE - Spock has spoken.




A NEW PARENT...SHHHHH -




DAD I AM -


TAGS: father and son sinlge dad
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

rerun - March 15, 2013, 9:35 pm

sometimes selecting a random search turns up a gem from the past
culos - October 4, 2010, 9:35 am
So wrong! This is motivational, not DEmotivational. 5 Little Fingers from me, the print is on my wall!
tellitlikeitis - September 27, 2010, 2:29 pm
Perfect.
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 2:21 pm

thnx FP
Faceplant31 - September 27, 2010, 2:15 pm
Beautiful! 5L and fav'd RL


BUT DAD??? - I still have 10 notifications


TAGS: dad school
Rating: 4.61/5

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BOSSthefurry - November 22, 2011, 4:01 pm
This is so much like me it's not even funny. :o


WELCOME HOME DADDY -


TAGS: dad son
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

crankyhead - August 24, 2012, 6:39 pm
out5tanding
Seeker22 - August 24, 2012, 3:13 pm
What about BEER ???


MY DAUGHTER - She WILL be home by curfew




I LOVE WHORES DADDY - ME TOO SON ME TOO


TAGS: i love daddy whores
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by he who lols

Weapon X - August 7, 2009, 11:02 pm
just look under my profile...not saying this one's bad, I'd probably have a better appreciation for it if I hadn't already made one
TheTrashHeap - August 3, 2009, 9:18 pm
link it to prove it then X
Weapon X - August 3, 2009, 9:17 pm
Eh...I like mine better still...
Christopher - March 11, 2009, 7:16 am
Epic.


YOUR GUN - Its Loling at you


TAGS: lol bioshock bigdaddy bouncer gun lol gun
Rating: 2.59/5

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Bob D. Sailor - September 17, 2009, 12:02 am
Big Daddyies are pretty tough unless you got armor piercing or electric rounds equiped. And they take quite a few rounds to kill on anything harder than easy.
ÖleÖle - September 16, 2009, 2:42 pm
I dont get it...


MY DAD.... -


TAGS: dad live life example
Rating: 4.86/5

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Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:32 pm
My father always told me how to live my life, but I never listened.
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 2:19 pm

5weet 5teph...very.


NIGHTMARE -


TAGS: mom daddy daughter
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - September 6, 2012, 4:15 pm
You're welcome
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:34 pm
Dude, Sho! I just got through cleaning my shorts from the last one you made. Now I got to clean my once fresh shorts, and change the sheets!
RSJake02 - May 10, 2012, 5:27 pm
You just scared the 5h*t out of me! Thanks.
holymoly - May 10, 2012, 11:43 am
Thanks Sho. Now I have to explain to the wife why I'm sleeping on the couch with the lights on..... 5


THE ROLLING STONES -


TAGS: dad rolling stones ugly old
Rating: 4.64/5

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maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 4:33 pm
That's The Way Their Fans Look Too !!


DID YOU HEAR THAT? - Daddy just told mommy that he likes to be spanked!




PRIDE -




RIOT CONTROL - Technology helps. Old school is just more enjoyable.




WALKS -


TAGS: dad daughter walk
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 10, 2012, 11:12 am

Thanks, Iconoclast and RL.
Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 8:20 am

wow.
Iconoclast - March 8, 2012, 9:15 pm
Outstanding! Very true! 5L


BEST DAD - My dad works as the grim raper, uhm ... reaper


TAGS: death kid dad work child
Rating: 4.27/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 3:16 pm
I took an old Reaper tunic, and a scream mask, painted the mask red and white, cut a wood broom handle and painted it silver and black; and went as Darth - Nihilus.
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 2:49 pm
Daaaamn! My halloween costumes were never that good! Dad must work down at the movie studio!


RETARDS -


TAGS: wit day retards monkey mom dad you motivational ronsart
Rating: 2.36/5

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GaryO - July 16, 2013, 8:04 pm
Guess what. He’s a phukking lunatic. A genius, but can’t do anything with his intellect. I’d trade ya in a heartbeat. So get the phukk over yerself and join in the fun, or go somewhere hearts bleed. We’re all bled out here.
GaryO - July 16, 2013, 8:03 pm
Most folks here have some sorta major problem not looked upon by the general society as ‘normal’…and guess what, we poke fun at ourselves. I wish my first born son was just mentally challenged or whatever the acceptable term is today.
GaryO - July 16, 2013, 8:02 pm
So, FY, you sign up, look for ‘retard’ tags, found two…from 2009..with barely a rating of 2 (showing nobody cares for that kind of humor) and now, your first posts, make derogatory comments. Bravo.
Fuckyous - July 16, 2013, 5:40 pm
That is so rude my sister is Down syndrome and I'd say yous don't know wat it's like to live with a person that's disabled it's very very hard
ronsart - December 31, 2009, 1:27 am
having fun with ur voting again...lol
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 7:44 pm
not your mother,Ron, the readers
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 7:39 pm
There are 29 different types of humor, and this uses more than the wit assignment needed. Wit, sudden sharpness, and quick perception. Exaggerism, overstating the feature, and Epigram, a shot at YOUR mother. 5 Take it as a jokes!!
ronsart - November 29, 2009, 5:44 pm
luv the ear ring and lipstick. Start voting it down sweetheart.


WHISKEY MEDICINE - Dad needs his.


TAGS: dad
Rating: 2.65/5

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Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 1:55 am
i lol'd! mostly because my gf has been a monster for about 2-3 weeks now. not exagerating either :( i need more of my whiskey medicine


NICKELODEON -


TAGS: kids tv sexy dads cubby
Rating: 4.65/5

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FatherTyme - June 6, 2011, 3:25 pm
We dan always count on Cubby to give the gif's that keep on giving...
Cubbybear - March 9, 2011, 11:57 pm
Here's a link to the gif... http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/17-year-old-ariana-grande-wet-in-a-bikini-gif


THE GRILL MASTER -


TAGS: dad is drunk cubby
Rating: 4.89/5

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Ratpukin - June 7, 2011, 11:33 am
Looks like the GWAR family cookout
spacedog - September 3, 2010, 5:26 pm
5L
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 3:03 pm
And never, ever ask for your meat "rare"...
Airman - September 3, 2010, 11:52 am
LOL. Grilling will never be the same
Faceplant31 - September 3, 2010, 11:00 am
Nice one cub, 5L


A HUGE RED CROSS-SHAPED TARGET - Yeah... That'll tell them who not to shoot an IED at.


TAGS: baghdad oldschool medic
Rating: 2.71/5

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smalltownguy - March 16, 2011, 12:42 am
Mostly the Iraqi ambulances had the red crescent, some had both cross and crescent. Shared-use bases had both. Funny thing about the Iraqis, they would literally (often) only take patients who had cash on them.
Derek - March 16, 2011, 12:04 am
I'm told the red cross is now often accompanied by a red crescent - some people see the red cross as a religious symbol.
TehOz - March 15, 2011, 4:45 am
WTB projectile IEDs, I hear theres a great market for them in LALA Land.
smalltownguy - March 14, 2011, 4:33 pm
Thanks. Soldier Medics! lol Good memories. I'll admit I'm hella glad to be out, but I do miss when I got to work on EPW's.
MilDoc - March 14, 2011, 3:56 pm
Glad you came home to tell the tale, STG. I'll give you 5 Up-Armors!
smalltownguy - March 14, 2011, 12:09 pm
In early 2004 (before armor kits)we got hit weekly by IEDs. The locals made some pretty low quality ones that weren't much better than two small mortars taped together. The shrapnel hits did't compare to today's stuff.So yeah cumshottyz I know wtf one is.
Shottyz - March 14, 2011, 11:22 am
1L for not knowing what an IED actually is.


homo milk -


TAGS: dad loves it
Rating: 2.18/5

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God - December 7, 2008, 1:51 am
I am infinitely loving, and I like gays. Its those stupid humans who wrote 'my book' that didn't like gays, and they just slipped there own sense of morality into it. Now stop posting shit like this, Motifake is my favorite site.


FAMILY -


TAGS: hate love mom dad cubby
Rating: 4.88/5

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spacedog - November 24, 2010, 8:21 pm
Excellent.


YOUR MOM - Rapes your father.


TAGS: mom body builder muscle body dad rape
Rating: 2.35/5


THAT IS IT -




VIGILANCE -




THE BIG DADDY - Making pedophiles shit themselves since 1959




NEW DADS - It takes a while to train them




MANSCAPING -


TAGS: ohhhh look what daddy s got
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - August 6, 2011, 8:03 am
lmao
Reality Lord - August 5, 2011, 4:59 pm

bone you gotta give lessons on style.


BREAST FEEDING -


TAGS: look dad competition
Rating: 4.76/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 24, 2010, 9:05 am
Classic. Absolutely Classic. Random idea for Mr. Motifake. 'Featured Friday' with the top voted posters of the week. Get gems like this more in front of people so they can go to the hall of fame.
pzykosiz - September 23, 2010, 9:48 pm
it will either stop him smoking or get him addicted. 5l's
rerun - September 23, 2010, 8:46 pm

One taste like stale cigar, other one like stale beer....but only when Uncle Steve is visiting
CANADA - September 23, 2010, 8:44 pm
HA! little buggers is gona get hooked by second hand


YOUNG AND OLD - You say I have daddy issues, but I’m not the one sleeping with someone my daughters age.




FATHER'S LESSONS -




C'MON DAD - Haven't you taken enough photo's yet ?


TAGS: sfw c mon dad photo s
Rating: 3.85/5

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MOMMY! - Daddy forgot to refill the toilet paper again!


TAGS: mom dad toilet paper forget
Rating: 3.79/5

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fan4camping - May 17, 2012, 7:00 pm
Oh Gross! Yuck! Yet somehow frikkin hilarious!


KEEP WAITING -




SKILLS - Yours might not get you into college, but they sure will get you through it.


TAGS: look daddy igot my degree
Rating: 4.86/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 12:17 pm
family can vote ? :)


DEVELOPMENT -




DAD! - ARE THOSE MOM AND YOU?


TAGS: mom dad film
Rating: 4.05/5

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DADDY'S GIRL - If you're gonna play the role, go all the way!




WEST VIRGINIA -


TAGS: my do over and uncle daddy thanks you
Rating: 3/5

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Haarakkon - October 22, 2009, 6:12 pm
Civil1ty is so old school, Bone.
BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:29 pm
just being polite...we use to do that the 20th Century
DreMagnum - October 22, 2009, 2:24 pm
No reason to be humble or anything
BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:20 pm
Thanks Jmac
Jmac0585 - October 22, 2009, 9:29 am
What I meant is, this is a 5/5, and anyone that disagrees is either in West Virginia, in the pic, or in-sane.
Jmac0585 - October 22, 2009, 9:29 am
I am tired of seeing the haters. Oops, my posters all went down .2 points.


BIG DADDY - he may not have a fancy car, plane, or even a secret cave, but he can still KICK YOUR ASS!!


TAGS: big daddy kick ass
Rating: 2/5

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Koradan - December 23, 2009, 11:19 am
Actually, that's Nicolas Cage. There's a movie coming out called "Kick-Ass". Big Daddy is the villian.....Oh wait..... "Big Daddy". I get it..... Adam Sandler movie. Nevermind.
LogicDude - December 23, 2009, 9:14 am
So thats....Adam Sandler?
Derek - December 22, 2009, 3:55 pm
Very much like Batman


DADDY'S LITTLE SQUIRT - A very early picture of me ...


TAGS: daddys little squirt early picture
Rating: 4.22/5

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Oiler - January 31, 2013, 11:05 pm
You were very photo-gene-ic


STEVE WAS CONFUSED - But then he realized he was in the delivery room.




THAT NIGHT - little billy realized that dad wasnt "just wrestling" with uncle jeff in the basement




DADDY -




WHO THE DADDY? - Yoda the daddy


TAGS: who yoda daddy
Rating: 3.14/5

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hmmm - October 2, 2009, 5:06 pm
FIRST
zarg - October 2, 2009, 2:56 pm
Obamas Other uncle
Daz - October 2, 2009, 6:03 am
Nice one, but I'd have picked Gollum as the father here...


PARENTING -


TAGS: dad humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - February 25, 2014, 7:34 pm

I thought that was rather cavalier of him, myself...
Greeny - February 25, 2014, 7:28 pm
No Gloves? No Way!


BREAKING NEWS -




OTHER PEOPLES MONEY -




ROLE MODEL -


TAGS: twilight teen daughter protective dad
Rating: 4.87/5

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EmoChik - October 29, 2010, 3:22 am
If I was you daughter then I'd be suprised too. You want your daughter to turn into a leech?
Reality Lord - September 5, 2010, 1:22 pm

ag......grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 1:03 pm
So, you only want your daughter to lose her black cherry?
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 11:28 am
Just cruising. I am usually not on here during the weekend but i have some free time this morning. I was here Friday.
Reality Lord - September 5, 2010, 11:20 am

geez fp i know this is gonna come off as gay but i missed you man. where u been?
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 10:50 am
ROR! 5L, perfect
GreyScorpion - September 5, 2010, 10:35 am
RL, FTFW!! 5L


SANTA FLAWS -


TAGS: christmas xmas toys dad deadbeat
Rating: 4.86/5

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crankyhead - December 25, 2010, 10:12 pm
What's that smell / it's Taco Bell / Aggy's back to play / Oh what fun it is to ride / In a borrowed Chevrolet =)
tellitlikeitis - December 25, 2010, 12:58 pm
Sad, but true for some Daddies.
rerun - December 25, 2010, 12:26 pm

destined to become a traditional favorite


CHASTITY BELT V4.0 -




DADS -


TAGS: diapers toddlers limits weight dads
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - May 15, 2013, 11:08 pm
Thanks for all the comments and L's folks!
CaptMickeyd - May 15, 2013, 4:47 pm
Been there. Can't let them get too full.
steve1961 - May 15, 2013, 3:54 am
You're supposed to CHANGE them?
SLOHAND62 - May 14, 2013, 9:39 pm
LoL 5 lb load to this. Whew I learned way late in life this picture is so true
GaryO - May 14, 2013, 9:22 pm
Oh, man, Missy, a packed load of memories there. Never changed one. If my lady was out, my rug rats were on their own. And that one there still has room for a couple more nuclear nuggets. 5 Lumpy loins
Greeny - May 14, 2013, 8:01 pm
To make a great daddy-gagger takes patience
Rudedog - May 14, 2013, 7:09 pm
Now it makes sense


FAMILY READING - When you live on the wrong side of the tracks, this probably puts you to bed...




JUST WANT HIM BACK -


TAGS: daddy girl mommy heaven
Rating: 4.65/5

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dudeishehot - March 8, 2012, 2:28 pm
Holy perspective........thanks LA, that was like a kick in the [email protected] Very Nice.
krazyivanthedivine - March 7, 2012, 7:24 pm
5L for almost making me cry.
Iconoclast - March 7, 2012, 3:19 pm
YES, treasure what you have, child or grandchild, while you can. Make sure that they will have only good memories of you. Our time together is much too short.
holymoly - March 7, 2012, 10:00 am
Damn.. I'm going home for a hug. 5 for sure. nice one LA


WINDOW PAINS -


TAGS: daddies lil girl aint such a princess
Rating: 4.58/5

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Faceplant31 - June 25, 2010, 11:06 am
Jesterer, get over it. If any of your posters had as much thought as this one does i would take offense to your comments. No run along now and let the grown ups have their fun.
jesterer - June 25, 2010, 6:09 am
Appaulinger
rerun - June 22, 2010, 9:21 pm

Noooooooooooooooooooooo (that is the dad talking)
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:20 pm
Yes!
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 4:57 pm
HaHa! Your daughters a whore! 5L
crankyhead - June 22, 2010, 4:51 pm
nice, great photo, nice wordplay, reminds me of the time in my life when i was that boy.
Cubbybear - June 22, 2010, 4:40 pm
Broken hearts hurt too! 5 painful lions


D.A.D.D. -


TAGS: dads against daughters dating
Rating: 4.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 31, 2014, 10:59 am
That's right! If he thinks otherwise he's in for a surprise.


THE NEXT MORNING - I always insist on making her breakfast


TAGS: notyourbabydaddy
Rating: 4.49/5

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rerun - April 14, 2011, 6:56 pm

put in the eggs to keep the egg unfertalized, hmmmmm.
Reality Lord - April 14, 2011, 5:12 pm

that5 great.
tellitlikeitis - April 14, 2011, 2:24 pm
Most excellent. 5 l's.


FATHERHOOD -


TAGS: parenting dad fear mexico
Rating: 4.45/5

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Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 3:50 am
Both...I like to think the kid wet himself
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 2:42 am
LOL! On the kid or the dad?
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 2:09 am
LOL! The face of fear...Priceless


LOOK DAD - It's mom... WTF is she doing with that guy?




YOUR DADDY - who is he and what does he do?


TAGS: daddy arnold shit
Rating: 2.36/5

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Agamemnon218 - April 4, 2009, 4:34 pm
"I'm a cop you idiot!"


The Santa Clause -


TAGS: christmas holiday navidad humor santa
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - December 2, 2013, 7:56 pm
VERDAMMT MOCH MAL, GREYBEARD!! I now have Jose Feliciano stuck in my head...and there's barely enough room for the other voices...5 blind guitarists, nonetheless...


BAGINAS -


TAGS: before preschool was dads computer
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 12, 2015, 11:34 pm
but hey, another twenty years....
Oldsod - January 12, 2015, 10:27 pm
Only 4 votes in two years? 5 belated lions!


THE TALK - Why fathers rarely have it with their daughters.


TAGS: life lesson dads daughters advice
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - November 20, 2012, 2:20 pm
Thank you screamin and welcome to the site.
screamin361 - November 20, 2012, 12:03 pm
Outstanding...
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 6:36 pm
thank you dawg
spacedog - November 19, 2012, 6:03 pm
Good movie, great poster Miss P.


CHECK MATE -


TAGS: check mate chess calendar dad
Rating: 4.52/5

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Verdeckt - November 12, 2011, 9:15 pm
Yet another frightening look into your checkered past *hat, coat.. Door*


I SAW DAD WITH MOM LAST NIGHT - I think that jerk was stealing my milk ...


TAGS: dad mom stealing my milk
Rating: 4.46/5

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ughomer - March 28, 2012, 3:46 pm
5LO5L


GREY SCORPION -


TAGS: not the baby daddy i love my babys momma
Rating: 4.41/5

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GreyScorpion - April 18, 2010, 10:44 pm
Most excellent!! thank you Aggy! them little ankle biters always gettin' between me and my destination. little yard lizards have knocked me out of the saddle to often. "Never raise your hand against a child,... it leaves your groin exposed!!" 5L!


HEROES - In real life have their own share of fans... even if they don't see it. "With great power comes great responsibility".


TAGS: kids follow dads love them
Rating: 4.29/5

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spacedog - June 25, 2012, 6:03 pm
Nice one.
motifayk - June 25, 2012, 11:13 am
I used to hit mine on a big tree all the time and called the game "Accident Man".
CloudchaserS - June 25, 2012, 11:07 am
I remember having hours of fun riding a tricycle like that when I was a pup!


MY DAD -


TAGS: titus psycho mom hard dad parents schizo
Rating: 4.28/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 15, 2010, 1:16 pm
My mom never could understand normal thinking


DISTURBED -


TAGS: dad son mom loves cubby
Rating: 4.26/5

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voodoo3535 - March 15, 2011, 12:17 pm
My inner voices say they like this one.


DAD, WHAT'S GAY? -




DANCING - NO DAD! -




ADMIRATION AND AMBITION - When we grow up we want to be just like Daddy !!!


TAGS: tattooed babies just like daddy
Rating: 3.69/5

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stormXIII - July 1, 2011, 7:40 pm
yeah, it gets toward black humor when you realize all the tattoos are brands "just like daddy, wow" - some say : what planet will will leave to our children - others say : "what children will we leave to our planet" ; )
rerun - May 17, 2011, 7:35 pm

The kid on the left (when looking at the pic) is sporting a Southwest Airlines logo, love it.


MY DAD BY JAUBREY THE MARMOSET - My Dad used to be a rockstar. He lived the wild life, until one day a groupie wouldn't abort.




tucked in -


TAGS: bed daddy
Rating: 5/5

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5150monkeylove - October 17, 2013, 3:12 pm
GEE ZUES KEY RICED!
rerun - October 14, 2013, 7:30 pm

That is creepy as F.
Zetmonk - October 14, 2013, 5:01 pm
Mother*&^%#...
Greeny - October 14, 2013, 4:58 am
whoa - great bedtime story for the grand kid5
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 12:34 am
That just made the little hairs on my neck stand up! Very nice Sho, 5 spooky lions


Killing Fields -




LOW BALLED -


TAGS: reality lord aka big daddy
Rating: 5/5

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Feasibly - April 30, 2011, 3:32 pm
Thanks Space! That's a great compliment coming from someone in which I have LMAO, after reading some of your posters...
spacedog - April 30, 2011, 2:36 pm
Nice. 5L


Impeded Crawl -


TAGS: kid science daddy long legs
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 2, 2013, 10:57 am
HAH! My 2nd laugh of the day, and my favorite spider.


Sure Honey, Ill Watch Him -




DADDY'S GIRLS -




A$$-WHUPPINGS -




HERE'S THE DEAL, SON... - You clean your room, mow the grass and wash my car, and I won't tell your Mother how her favorite vase got broken.




FUN WITH PARANOIA -


TAGS: calendar fun daddy issues weird
Rating: 4.5/5

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Zetmonk - February 22, 2012, 5:10 am
Love the 'so vain' line! 5L


THE DOG - Is planning to shit on something precious to you right now...




OH, SNAP! - I REALLY HOPE THAT WAS A FART




2012 ! - WOW, I Bet Ya There's No Wars Or Hunger ?


TAGS: dad
Rating: 4.42/5

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Zetmonk - May 21, 2012, 7:26 am
Now that's demotivational, ladies and gentlemen.


TEAR GAS -


TAGS: febchallenge tear gas dad s promise
Rating: 4.15/5

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Fatt Matt - February 23, 2010, 12:03 pm
HA!


HOPELESS - When you've reached the end of your rope, tie a noose and give up.


TAGS: demotivational daddy was right loser
Rating: 4.12/5

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Faceplant31 - September 19, 2010, 1:34 am
5L AR!
Claire - September 19, 2010, 1:33 am
Very demotivational. 5L


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